and how


always catches me off guard when rich people cuss.  seems like they should only cuss in latin or something



Feeling pleased with myself.
I was in a shopping centre, waiting for my mum, and I had this idea. I ran into this clothes shop and said to the assistant
“Excuse me, what year is this?”
And she was like,
“2014, are you OK?”
So I went
“YES! IT WORKED! WE DID IT!” really loudly, and ran for the door.
I was wearing jeans and a jacket (Bad Wolf Bay style) and I have been told quite a lot that I look like Rose (same hairstyle, eyes etc).
“Mummy, was that Rose Tyler? Is she going to find the Doctor?”
I heard and turned around and winked at him and ran off. I like to think that made his day.

It also made mine.


Emergency Commissions + Seeking Housing


Hey everyone, I know a lot of my followers are aware of all the shit that’s happened to me within the past few months. Mental illness, emergency surgery, family disowning me after my mother’s death, my new job cutting everyone’s hours, and most importantly me being homeless for…

"A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called “The Road Less Traveled”, describing a journey he took through the woods along a path most travelers never used. The poet found that the road less traveled was peaceful but quite lonely, and he was probably a bit nervous as he went along, because if anything happened on the road less traveled, the other travelers would be on the road more frequently traveled and so couldn’t hear him as he cried for help. Sure enough, that poet is dead."
-Lemony Snicket, The Slippery Slope (via observando)


throwing a bunch of avocados in my kitchen sink and beating it into guacamole using my tiny fists does NOT make me a republican

"A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say."
-Italo Calvino, The Uses of Literature (via observando)
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